Wonderland? Bitch, please!

ghostfishkrillah:

tumblr amazes me because i can log off for an hour and by the time i’ve come back i managed to miss an entire dashboard trend beginning, ending, and being overused to hell and back

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h3llhoundsinbaskerville:

phoenix-greece:

crankystalfos:

idasida19:

darkdragonn:

ONCE I

ABOVE THE

AND CONFUSION

I understood that reference and I am not even in that fandom

I don’t get it. ”Once I Rose (got that) above the and confusion?” That doesn’t make any sense at all.

silenced is crossed out so the opposite of it is meant. noise.

i don’t think you understood the joke

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jordanorsomething:

CRYING

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jplatchkey:

death-by-lulz:

laughing-nancy:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES

HAHAH FUCKING MIRANDA

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the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

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bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

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viennesewaltz:

crazyrestlessdumblove:

Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013

EVERY TIME this comes up on my dash i just sit here and stare at it FOREVERRRRRrr.

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ipoog:

egberts:

what if you cracked an egg while you were cooking and a chicken fell out

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versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

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image-tits:

1000 year old Yew trees in Wales

fantastic pics

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truth-and-beauty-bombs:

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

camuizuuki:

WOULD YOU KINDLY LOOK AT THIS AND DON’T YOU DARE TELLING ME THIS IS NOT THE MOST GORGEOUS PIECE OF FUCK YOU’VE EVER SEEN

THIS IS THE MOST GORGEOUS PIECE OF FUCK I’VE EVER SEEN

i like how hes like “well… yeah”

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bryarly:

“I’m sad.”

“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”

“…OK.”

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